|My girlfriend's husband works with chemicals and
he brought home a bottle of something that smells like the worst
fart you've ever smelled (it evaporates so the smell
does eventually leave). I haven't been sleeping well for the last week so my girlfriend's husband thought it would be nice if my husband
didn't get too much sleep his last few days in MY house. I waited until he was sleeping
and went in and opened it up and let it perfume the room. It didn't even wake him up SO of
course I had to go back in and put some drops on the mattress right next to his nose.
Within 5 minutes he's out of the room yelling about "WHAT
IS THAT AWFUL SMELL?" Of course I couldn't smell anything !!!!! He found the
drops on the mattress and blamed the cat (more about the cat later. He's just come in
bitching and moaning about the towel not keeping it dry. I suggested if he was unhappy, he
could go to his mother's house.
OMG, I had the hardest time not laughing out loud. It was the best time of my life. I'm
waiting for him to go asleep again and the smell will
follow him again. Just think I have at least 1 or 2 more nights to have fun.
Would You Consider Moving Out of My House