Divorce Pranks - First Wives Club; Don't Get Mad, Get Even!

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"When my ex-husband informed me he was leaving with a 21 yrs old (we are both early 40's) I got one of our best pictures together all smiley and hugging and had it published in the newspaper of his local town, with a big headline saying : "mr. and mrs. so-so expecting their second child" and a story following saying that we had a big party celebrating our wedding aniversary and informing our best close friends about the news of our upcoming baby, needless to say his girlfriend left him (apparently she didn't know he was married, oops) I received a lot of calls from our friends commending me for the joke, they all knew it was a prank but revenge is a dish that is served cold, we did get a divorce and he left but at least he left without his 21 yrs old, and I still have a copy of the newspaper and laugh about his face when he confronted me with the story, it was a small prank but it was worth it. Thank you for this site, it is wonderful and I enjoyed it a lot."  Lourdes Bonillas

I responded, "It's not a small prank! It's an original!!"

Mess with the Best. Die with the Rest. Ex-wife gets all of her ex's money, what little he had Then sues the mistress. Read about this case. And why she spent time in jail for posting her story on the internet.
My website is www.robingage.com soon to be whenspousesattack.com

"One of my friends happens to be planning their wedding, so out of spite, I grilled her for info and went to work. Using the bride's name, I called and canceled their wedding-cake order, I had the gown seamstress make the bride's dress two sizes smaller, and I canceled the tuxedo orders. Finally, I told the preacher that the ceremony had been changed and arranged for a voodoo priestess to show up." 

paraphrased from Cosmopolitan

"Love is constant, it is we who are fickle. Love does guarantee, people betray. Love can always be trusted, people cannot." Leo Buscaglia

"In Hong Kong, a betrayed wife is legally allowed to kill her adulterous husband, but may only do so with her bare hands.  (The husband's lover, on the other hand, may be killed in any manner desired.) "

02/26/02 The first divorce directly related to the September 11th terrorist attacks has been filed in New York. It appears a guy with an office on the 103rd floor of the World Trade Centre spent the morning at his girlfriend's apartment with his phone turned off. He wasn't watching TV either. When he turned his phone back on at about 11am, it rang immediately. It was his hysterical wife, "Are you OK? Where are you?" He said, "What do you mean? I'm in my office of course!"


07/07/03 "This is a divorce prank that I heard about that's rather naughty; however, I'm not entirely sure it truly happened. 

I was in New Orleans a couple of weeks ago on vacation and went into one of those voodoo stores out of curiosity. As I was browsing through all of these crazy potion, I noticed one labeled "Foot Powder". The lady behind the counter stated that when applied in the insoles of someone's shoes, it would make their feet grow!! She proceeded to tell a story of a love triangle that ended with the adulturous woman having her collection sprinkled with  the powder. The woman's feet grew a size and a half over a period of two months. I asked if she was serious. She replied that she was the wife that did  the sprinkling.  

I made a joking comment that I'd love to sprinkle this stuff in my sister's shoes for a prank. The lady  gave me a naughty grin and looked at my Keds that I was wearing without socks. She said that the powder works even better if the victim does not wear socks. At this point, I felt a cool chill down my back and gently placed the bottle on the shelf. I thanked  the lady for her time and proceeded to leave. As I was walking out of the door, she laughed telling me that I had better wash my hands after holding the  bottle. I found the nearest restroom and did as she  told me just to be safe. lolol. Again, I'm not sure if this is real or not; however, I thought it was a great divorce prank. Thanks, Shirley"

At dinnertime I asked my son if he would be seeing his father for breakfast tomorrow and he said no that Dad was away for the weekend. BRIGHT LIGHT WENT OFF IN BRAIN !!!!!!!! In December he used a resort in the catskills twice for weekend trysts with his girlfriend. Called last night and reconfirmed reservations for Mr. & Mrs. and then told them that my mother had died that day and we would have to cancel. No problem they said - BUT BIG PROBLEM for him - THEY'RE ALL FILLED UP - They told me they would be able to fill room right away. BOY DID THAT FEEL GOOD. Haven't done anything creative like that in a while.

He keeps asking me for his missing one sock.
Told him washing machine must have eaten them.


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