I recently found out my husband was having cyber-sex. He mistakenly changed his screen name, and used an old password. Bad move.
Well needless to say, there was many prospects that he was pursuing, to eventually meet and be with and writing how much he loves them. Apparently he was leading on half a dozen females. I decided to copy and paste the assorted names and emails. I sent Debbie's love letters from my husband to Melanie. Roxeen's to Lynn, and so on.
Well, well! What a ruckus I created. There was automatic reply's from all these women, dropping him like a hot potato! They realized he was a major player, and leading them on.
They must have thought that he forgot which woman he was sending love letters to.
These women accused him of sending out "format love letters." !!!!
I loved it!
I laughed all day! He never knew what hit him. He is still clueless!!!!
I REALLY was amazed by your stories.
My ex-husband married a woman who talks like his dead mother, wears herhair (which is the same color) the same, yells at him the same, and hasthe same eye color as his deceased mother. The funny part: I think she is a riot. When my son's wedding was about to take place, I was the ONLY one willing to sit next to her. "MOM, we can't do that! " my kids explained. "You're the First Wife." Yes, I said, but I'm the only person who can put up with her; I think your father Deserves her. They ended up putting my ex, his wife, and his sister at a table all by themselves. They were miserable.
My ex-husband grabbed my beautiful daughter's 15 yr old shoulders and said, "You're stupid and have no common sense. You won't amount to anything." She crumpled in front of my eyes. I wanted to murder him.
Now, 14 yrs later, she is Head Method Chemist at a Biotech company, and earning 3 x what he did. I remind her every month how proud I am of her and love and respect her. She "let her father have it" verbally one time and he couldn't say a thing. She had succeeded. Now they are trying to heal their relationship, but no one does a "psyche" job on her again. I'm so proud of her.
Small things: My ex wants my dogs and can't have them; my ex's wife has a CRUSH on my second husband; I went to China, my ex went to New Foundland and was jealous of MY trip.
Life is good.
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